Dear Santa

Child 1:
Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year, will i get a present from you.
Santa:
Dear child, how rich are your parents?
Child 1:
My parents are very rich
like super rich
Santa:
I will definitely send you the best present in the whole world
Child 2:
Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year, will i get a present from you.
Santa:
Dear child, how rich are your parents?
Child 2:
Well, they get by
Santa:
Hmm, tough to say child, i might or might not send you a present
Child 3:
Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year, will i get a present from you.
Santa:
Dear child, how rich are your parents?
Child 3:
My parents don’t have any money, we dont have a home and beg for money to get by.
Santa:
Well child, tough luck, i wont be sending you any presents this year either.